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19 February 2008

The world According To Americans....Thanks AW


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least they got the Santa part right.

aw

Anonymous said...

and the tv and camera part too

Johnathon said...

Being a die-hard Republican, I have to agree with this map 100%.

The only part you fucked up on was not calling Canada part of the USA.

Then it would have been 100%.

After all, without the USA , Canada would be fucked.

No movies to watch, no NFL, no NBA, only 6 teams in the NHL,no celebrity magazines,no PRO golf, no Nascar, no PRO tennis no good T.V shows, no sports networks, not enough food, no tarsands, I could go , on and on.

I'm sure you get my drift.

Please change the map to map it accurate.

Anonymous said...

As a Canadian I find the above post extremely offensive. Of course it would be a damned sight less offensive if the sonofabitch wasn't right. :)

Anonymous said...

Gee whiz...and we thought the Danes were getting a rough time from the islamists.

Anonymous said...

You want Canada to be part of the U.S.?

You might want to think that over. Tell you what. We'll let you have Quebec for a while just so you can find out what you'd be getting yourselves into. :)

Anonymous said...

Not Quebec!

Miles Lunn said...

Johnathon - You do realize that if Canada joined the United States, your beloved Republicans wouldn't get in to the White House for a long long time again. We in Canada are a lot more liberal than the US and would vote massively Democrats.

I off course as a Canadian don't want to see the two countries merge as I don't want to see our country become more conservative, but Canada joining the US would make the US more liberal even if only slightly.

Anonymous said...

Miles:

We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Kinda like this silly thread.

Anonymous said...

Miles:

Actually assimilating Canada could work to the Republicans' advantage.

If you look at the policies of the Democrats they are still far to the right of our Liberals or NDP. It's far more likely that the assimilation of Canada would result in the creation of a third, extreme left party that would split the Democratic left and pave the way for a Republican majority.

I can't believe I started this silliness. It's just a cartoon! Giggle and move on. Nothing happening here. :)

aw

Anonymous said...

Will be assimilated?
We already are.
We are more american than america is.